Why D and not F? ("Edward M. Burns" )

Subject: Why D and not F?
From:    "Edward M. Burns"  <pwa(at)U.WASHINGTON.EDU>
Date:    Thu, 10 Aug 1995 19:47:25 -0700

Why are you people people going on and on about this when Dave Barry already
posited the most logical explanation in the original column?
"extraterrestrials .... beings from another galaxy are probably trying to
communicate with us by transmitting powerful radio beams that penetrate
basketball fans' brains and cause them to 'spontaneously' chant in the key of
F......."